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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Ben Corbishley

this is not a drill.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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