roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Ron Paul for President!

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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your mom is so fat.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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