- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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