I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What's one plus one? two.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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