That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Choir.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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