Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Once upon a time

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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