Queens Park rangers

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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