What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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