Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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ur mum

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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