- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Guest what? Dog

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

THE GAME.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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