why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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