- Anti Joke

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick