- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what is orange? an orange

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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