- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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