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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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