- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Kameron Brown is gay.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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