- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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