why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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