- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Poop

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

its funny cuz i laughed!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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