- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Women's Rights.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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