- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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