what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Where's my tractor?

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Soccer...

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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