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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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