- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Anthony sucks

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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