A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Anti Joke

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