- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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