Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Ring Ring Hello? Click

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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