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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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