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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

My wife made me a sandwich

knock knock

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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