What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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nickel back

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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The dewey decimal system

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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