Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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