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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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