What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's your guys names?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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