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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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