- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

This is my favorite antijoke.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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