what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Trump will make America great again.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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