- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Badabing.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Matthew Baker

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