- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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