- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

this website even though its hilarious.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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