What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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