how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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