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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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