A baby seal walks into a club.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

what's the difference between a duck?

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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