- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

there once was a black man who played basketball

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Flowers are colors Love me

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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