- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Your face

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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