What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

THe Election

Not a joke.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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