- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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