The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

I? Everett

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Barack Obama

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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