- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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