Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Will nearis is here! Get it

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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