- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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