Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Roses are red, yup.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

You know what's funny? Rape

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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whats white and sticky glue

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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