- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Face Hunter is scum

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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