What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Terraria

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Knock Know! Come in!

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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