knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

your mom

A dog was barking at a tree

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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