- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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