- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

The Big Band Theory

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??