- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Caolan and Eamon

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

haha Otarts was here

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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