- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

whats black and strange a paki

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why can't jokes spit?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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