What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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