- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What did the old man say? Im old

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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