Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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