Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Anti Joke

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