- Anti Joke

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.