- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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