What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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