Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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