What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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