Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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This sentence is a lie.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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