- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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