So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

mmm i love marble bumhole

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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