A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

what goes woof ? A dog.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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