Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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People with cancer.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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