- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

What is the meaning of life? 42

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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