Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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I hate long jokes -_-

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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