Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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