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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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