Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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