What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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so...um, yeah

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Anti Joke

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