- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What's funnier than 68 69

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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