- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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