- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What would u like to drink?

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

The Labour Party.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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