What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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