- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What would u like to drink?

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Anyone can post anything.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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