- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

The chicken crossed the road.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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