What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Antijokes...

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A sober Irish individual.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Julian Ha.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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