- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

the redsox

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Knock knock

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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