- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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