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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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