- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Whats 1+1? The answer!

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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