Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

VaginaBoob ^.^

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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