- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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