- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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