How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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The game.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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