A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Your mom went to college

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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