- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Firgen and the blung brigade

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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