North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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