why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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identical jokes get different votes.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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penis

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it's funny because it's funny

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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