That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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you...

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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