- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Massie is a fatass

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why can't february march Because april may

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Me Neither.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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