Rebecca Black.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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