- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

cats are pussies

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mom is so nice.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Republicans

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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